I get my dates ALL screwed up, and I’m probably breaking commands unwittingly… I need Kol Nidre, man. ((<< Part of Sukkot where you ask forgiveness for the things you did that you didn’t even know you did, and the things you’re about to do that you don’t know you’re not supposed to do.))
–Anna Matrix, The Wonder of a Niddah (emphasis mine)
G’mar chatima tova!
Faced with ever-rising operating expenses, this Messianic congregation cleverly decided to save money by merging holidays—in this case, Sukkot and Simcha Torah [sic].
Rejected from the cheerleading squad? Try out for the color guard! Rejected from the color guard? Try out for Hineni Messianic Fellowship!
Alternative version, lest I bring down the wrath of former color guard members:
Rejected from the color guard? Try out for the cheerleading squad! Rejected from the cheerleading squad? Try out for Hineni Messianic Fellowship!